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Top Siri Comments for Children


Ok, So I have a normal family that may do more than normal driving around due to all the activities that they are a part of. So when we are in the car, sometimes things can get a little boring and we look for a little fun along the way. So one day, "on the way to soccer" my daughter started sharing with me some of the more funny commands that Siri on her iphone had for replies, and I can honestly say, I was amused as she was. So I though it would be fun if I shared a few!

So here is a list of funny things that Siri says that are children appropriate, "or they will get".

Siri can you Beatbox?

"Here's one I've been practicing. Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots. I could do this all day. Cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats".

What is zero divided by zero?

"Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends, how many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn't make sense and cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends."

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Siri has more that one so you can keep asking. "I checked their calendars. They both have the same birthdays" or "Chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg. Oops. Stack overflow" and "Some believe an ancient 'proto-chicken' laid an egg containing a DNA mutation that resulted in a chicken hatching from said egg. Hope that helps".

What is the meaning of life?

Several funny answers, my favorite is "All evidence to date suggest it's chocolate"

Do you have a family?

"I have you. That's enough family for me".

Knock, Knock

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Chris, I don't do knock-knock jokes".

Does Santa Claus exist?

Siri replies ways but this is our favorite, ‘Well, those cookies don’t eat themselves.’

Where does Santa live?

"In your heart and at the North Pole, mostly in your heart" and "The North Pole. I can see his house from the cloud"

Why are firetrucks red?
Siri will print out a statement of randomness that Monty python days, but the children will still laugh if at the ridiculous reasoning it gives..

Can you stop time?

"I will, once I get back from the future" and "The future is now, no, now. No...now!" and another that I found, there maybe are more..

Why did the chicken cross the road?